Word-less Wednesday (v.29)

owh my my!

dapat gigit wax figure nie pon jadi la kannnnnnn

;p

aaaaaaaaaa edward cullennnnnnnnnnnn!

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when the wives crazy about him, this is what we do.............

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and when the husbands crazy jealous about the wives craziness at edward cullen, this is what they do...........

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HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHA

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA

HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA

jealous ke mr.doc

?!?!!??!

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n heres the best actor of the day!

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dlm percubaan untuk menjadi spiderman-esque!

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or mintak di selematkan oleh spiderman!

hover kannnnn!

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and the best picture that day...

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kelasssssssssss!!!

buat susu anak kat whitehouse dlm office obama yo!

korang hadoooooooooooo

?!?!?!?!

;D

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when its with my other half, brothers and sisters, 2 hrs in Madame Tussauds feels like 10minutes!

we had fun snapping pictures with the wax figurines...

more like seronok gelak kan pose pose my brothers sisters n mr.doc ofcourse!

hehehhehehe

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such a lovely quality time well spent with my love ones

;)

PERVERT ALERT!!!

and no im not talking about VERDE...

tho part of the pronounciation almost the same

(vert - verde)

;p

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if u r 'penggeli' (not sure is there such word???) type, please exit this blog immediately...n if u r a silo minded kinda person too, appreciate if you can leave our blog or just skip this entry k...

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it started of last friday...

while i was happily treating myself for a dose of window shopping, i received a call from this number

017-3963445

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mase tue tgh berjimba2 dengan my friend in chanel boutique...tgh2 happy kan menjamu mate, then unknown number call dlm hati "haishhhh kacau je laaaa"

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i picked it up like normal and n greeted the other end...

"errrr hello", husky timid voice of a man on the other side...

i pun replied "yes hye"

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then mamat tue pon sambung cakap "errrrr kejap ye...tunggu kejap ye"

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i was like "huh!...." and tak sempat i nak sambung tanye his name, cube u teka dia cakap ape!!!?!?!?!?!?!

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I HEARD HIM PANTING!!!

like reallllllllyyyyyyyyy panting while masturbating!!!

he was like "aaaarrrhhhhhhh........aaaaarrrrrhhhhhhhhh....aaaarrrrhhhhhhh"

suara termengah-mengah macam tengah (mind my words) melancap ok!

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EUWWWWWWWWW!!! SOOOOO GROSSSSSSS!!!

giler geli i...

i trus hang off!!!

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SICK SEX MANIAC PERSON!

SUCH A PERVERT!

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i told my friend, ckp ade pervert calling me...

mmg kecoh kejap la chanel mase tue...i mean mase tue i, my friend and the SA pon macam terkejut and geram tak puas hati...trus hilang kewl i ok!

few seconds after that, he kept on calling me...the same number...

i tak angkat...geram plus confuse n terkejut!

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on the 6th attemp kot my friend bengang sangat n she picked it up...

tau tau je my friend tu curse him "F**K U!!!" and hang off!

owh mmg giler marah sangat...mane tak nye, nak tau ape mamat tue cakap kat my friend?!?!?!?!?!

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"U NAK TGK GAMBAR I MELANCAP TAK?"

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ya Allah!

mengucap panjang i ok!

trus bace doa2 mane yg i ingat

;p

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eiiiiiiiiiii geram giler!

tak reti2 jugak mamat tue, he kept on calling...i tak angkat...pedulik! i ignore kan je, untill he stopped calling...

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i told mr.doc about it and we conclude that it maybe a pervert random caller trying his luck to get laid!!!

;p

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i tot dah habis la kat situ je...no no noooooo!

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the very next morning, i received a sms from the same number texting me

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"Salam, nie Pn Baizurah ye?? U ade x number phone sape2 kwn prmpuan u yang think can be model in function..Kalau bley yg tinggi n cntek ye.. Thanks"

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kalau u ape u rase?!?!

wahhhhhhhhh ade hati nk trap orang lain ye!

konon nak number org lain...for function, ptuiiiiiii! menipu la tue!

ntah ape yg dia nak buat with the number pon tak tau...

i tak jawab sms dia...dlm hati i "mentally ill people!" and malas i nak layan...

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butttttttttttttttt to my surprise, it doesnt end there!!!!

late evening the same day, one of my mum's friend (that stays in the same area with me) called me tanye....

"eh, u ade kasi message ke kat untie nk mintak tolong cari kan model?"

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serious i confuse, i asked her further for detail...

nak tau what is it all about!??!?!

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that physco pervert kid menyamar jadi i!!!

kurang ajar btol!

siap gune my nama manja sume which is only known to immediate family members!

he pretended he was me...siap texted that untie

"nie no baru baizurah"

"nie baizurah laaa...anak zamry"

giler physcooooooooooooo!!!

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the motive of his text messages sebab nak phone number any girls for (again) his event (konon konon nye)!!!

kire nye pretended as me searching for models for a function...

owh siap cakap nak yang cantik2 and tinggi je...boley?!?!?!

mmg geram rase nak maki je budak tue!

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nak jadi cerita, that untie gave one number to him...case terlepas, coz mane that untie nak tau itu bukan the real me kan...

as his sms sounded sooooo like me untie tu cakap...

n nasib jugak number yg untie tue kasi number boyfriend sorang minah nie...

siap boley ckp

"nanti ade photoshoot u kene ambil gambar dengan 2 lelaki...kene pegang2"

giler ke ape!

hah! trus la minah nie ngan boyfriend dia suspect somethg fishy!

wouldnt u!??!?!

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trus minah tue call that untie balik and enquire betul ke tak mamat tue...

tue pasal la untie tue call i directly lewat petang tue nak tanye pasal msg2 n that model search thingy scam betul ke tak...

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n from that baru i tau yg i nie bukan mangsa yg pertama...the actual fact, that untie dah kena dulue dari i way before bulan puasa lagie...

she did received the same type of call...

same type of harrassment!!!

mula2 dia ingat kan budak2 main2...so she let it slide...then bile masuk bulan ramadhan, she received the same call...

pissed off la kan...dah la bulan ramadhan, cakap2 merepek buat bende tak senonoh plak kan...

trus that untie maki kaw kaw punye! trus dia tak call dah...

i mean if not bulan ramadhan pon tak appropiate ok!!!

giler pervert ape!

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and last week bru that untie kene kacau balik...

she didnt recognize the number...ye la random number plus dah sebulan lebih time gap...untie tue tak perasan the same number...

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after talking it thru with mr.doc together with that untie yesterday, we conclude that it must be someone from our area jugak...

someone that knows our family latar belakang sedikit sebanyak...

someone that we might know!!!

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SCARYYYYYY TAKKKK!??!?!

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arghhhhhhh geram...nie nak pegi buat police report!!!

kalau la i dapat tau sape budak tue, mmg i belasah dia cukup2!

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main2 kan i with his pervert call, dah la satu case...

nie siap pretended to be me to gain somethg from other, dah kire another case...identity theft dah kire nye tue!

ditambahkan lagie dengan prevert call to others which considered harrassment yo!

mmg tak boley di diam kan...i must take action!

imagine kalau ade org yg fall for the scam...

nauzubillah...

;(

i seriously hope not...

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so just incase if any of u received an sms from an unknown number claiming to be "me" with sort of fishy requests, DO NOT ENTERTAIN!

please, please call me directly for confirmation before anyone gets hurt / scam!

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"ya Allah, aku berlindung kepada-MU dari musbah yang berat, celaka yang menimpa, keputusan (qada) yang buruk, dan kejahatan para musuh"

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"sesungguhnya kami adalah milik Allah dan kepad-Nya lah kami akan kembali. ya Allah berikanlah aku pahala dalam musibah ini, gantikanlah musibah ku ini dengan sesuatu yang lebih baik dari padahnya"

no more domino's, no more yellow cab, no more pizza hut for me........

........when i can actually do the pizza myself!

;D

yeah!

i promise u its an easy peasy one!

ofcourse coz its for

EASY

PEASY

LADYVERDE'S

RECIPE

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u dont need bread maker...

dont need to sakit2 tangan nak uli the dough...

tak perlu nak tunggu berejam for the dough to set...

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n that thanx to KS for the creative use of bread as pengganti dough for pizza base!!!

;D

so u have ur INSTANT PIZZA!!! in just 15mins!

how easy peasy is that!

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so what u actually need to prepare is just what ever u want ur pizza topping to be!

so last night pizza, heres what we had...

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bread (as the pizza base)

spaghetti sauce

minced meat

mushroom (dice)

red, green & yellow peppers (dice)

onion (dice)

grated cheese

spaghetti bolognase mixed herbs (optional)

salt & sugar

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so what u have to do is just....

1. heat up ur oven to 200degC...

2. spread the spaghetti sauce on the bread...

3. dicely cut ur onion and peppers and tabur all the toppings (minced meat, mushroom, peppers) on top of it!

4. then cover it up with grated cheese...and sprinkle some mixed herbs, salt & sugar

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and in 10 minutes u can enjoy ur INSTANT PIZZA!!!

;D

how easy peasy is that yo!

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u can make do with just with spaghetti sauce, grated cheese and mixed herbs, so that u will have a MARGHARITTA INSTANT PIZZA!

or

u can have spaghetti sauce, pinnapple, peppers, shrimp to have a HAWAIIAN INSTANT PIZZA!

or

u have spaghetti sauce, peppers and lottttttsssss of mushroom for a VEGIE INSTANT PIZZA!

;D

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so go go balik nie buat k!

happy instant pizza-ing!

;)

what i really wanna say...what i really meant......

......of the previous POST / ENTRY

alhamdullillah

received quite a good response for our previous

"tolak rezeki" or "tolak bala"

post / entry

i trully appreciate every each of your comments and sharing stories with me both thru comment box and personally directed to my email address...

it is such an eye opening reading all of ur stories and opinions and for that, i thank u!

i am sooo blessed to know u all even thru virtually je pon...

ur advice, info, suggestion and opinion that u shared mmg sgt2 berguna for me atleast...

at the same time i would like to emphasize here that, that post was mainly to express our feeling...

byk lagie sebenar nye cerita sebalik that entry...

so many things had happened before pertaining to the same issue...

mr.doc and me never questioned the fate...

we know that THAT is our path...

and we accepted it...redha...

so i hope tak ade yg berkecil hati or marah dengan comment2 dan opinion2 yg di beri / di usul kan ...

they shared the stories based on what they have gone thru...what they have heard...basically from their own experience...

so there is no "u r wrong and im right" here...

either way, it can serves as guidance to us in the future kan

;)

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so if the comments and opinions hurt u in any way, i truly appologize on behalf...

okie doks...i nak upload pasal baju raya i patut nye today...

seriously i tak active blogging bulan ramadhan haritu kan...

tak sempat nak blog about the preparation...

(errrr preparation ape la sangat nye pon)

tp ade prob uploading gamba...

so terpaksa tuggu later2

ape theme colour tahun nie?!?!?!

design ape!!??!?!

sattttttttttttt naaaaaaaaaaaa

;D

Word-less Wednesday (v.28)

please exit this blog if u....................

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dont want to see the pictures of

LADYVERDE POSING NUDE

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next few pictures is not suitable for people who experience photosensitive epilepsy as it might contain disturbing images that will forever haunt u!

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proceed at ur own risk!

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so again i repeat!

PROCEED AT UR OWN RISK!

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last chance babe!

exit this blog or else.............

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......u can just enjoy these pictures of ME POSING NUDE!

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ermmmmm

more like me posing in NUDE bana Christian Louboutin that is!

;)

love the design

love the colour

love the height

super love the red sole

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super crazy duper loveeeeeeeee mr.doc for that!!!

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thanx booboo, i told u that u will love seeing me in it, and onlyyyy that!

*wink wink*

;)

something i learnt that i treasured all the moment out of it...

one of the hype event for our RAYA is definitely malam raya where we can play BUNGA API & errrrr errrrrrr mercun (ampun incik polis)

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like last year bunga api & mercun event, supply agaks memberangsangkan...

but sadly my nieces nangis2 takmo keluar main bunga api...

coz they are afraid of the mercun...

even d sound of it buat dorang mencicit lari nangis...huhuhuhu

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so ended up budak2 besar je la yg main...termasuk minah kat bawah nie!

almaklum la kat oz sinun fireworks are not allowed...

so bile dapat chance turun malaysia for raya, mmg gumbira cousin i sorang nie

;)

u like my "sparkly bling2" earring?????!?!?

hehhehe

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we even had competition with "kampung sebelah"...

owh BINGITTTTTTTTTTT ok!!!

and the utmost "feel good moment" i had for that night is that i managed to capture this below pix!

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KEWL KAN!

sukeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

baru belajar la kate kannn...org lain for sure dah tau berkurun lame nye...hahaha

mind u, my cam bukan dslr...just a normal semipro canon G11...alaaa yg i penah blog about it dulu duluuuuuuu tue...camera lama pon...

but i just learnt one of the kewl function

;p

hahhahaha

beli dah berkurun tp bru skang nk blajar the function...

slama nie asyik set it at the "AUTO" mode je...

hahahha

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k for those yg still newbie like me, meh i share whats the setting should u wanna hv such effect in ur picture...

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1st, u got to set ur camera to "Tv" mode..

its the shutter speed priority setting

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then u turn ur dial to the smaller number aperture, preferably a one digit value...

for all the pictures here i used 8"...

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once dah set, then snap away!!!

but u got to have a steady hand...when capturing the pix, preferably u dont move ur hand...if u have a shaky hand, nt pix jd blur

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heres me in d attempt nk buat mickey mouse!

muahahahhaha

tak jadi la tapi...

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but bile balik shah alam, mr.doc's side, ramai lg yg join main bunga api n mercun...

so lg byk tenaga boley dikerah nak buat macam2 shape n design!

hehehhee

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heres a better design for mickey mouse!

kewl kan!

;D

for that mickey above, my brother in law n sister in law yg buat...

sister in law kat depan doing the bigger circlet (the mickey's face) while my brother in law kat blakang doing 2 small circles for the mickeys' ears...

;)

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then we start making names out of the firework sparkles...

guess what did we spell below?

;)

its NIK and IKA...

hehhehe

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and when everyone's hype about it, sume jd adventurous nk buat lg gempak!...

so we started to spell out "I LOVE U ANPA"

thats what all my nieces n nephews call my father in law...anpa referring to my father in law...its a shortform form for granpa ...

cute kan!

;)

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then we spelled out

"I LOVE ANMA"

which turn out to be "i love amma"!!!

muahahahhahaha

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and the final design berkobar2 semua orang nak buat is ofcourse the

"SELAMAT HARI RAYA"

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since kerahan tenaga ade sikit je, we planned to do it word by word dulu...

so we started off with "SELAMAT" first...

susah ok nk coordinate...

kene consistent at the same time...if not mmg blur n berterabur...

;p

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and heres what we managed to come up with!!!

KEWL TAKKKKKKKKKKK!!!

hehehhe

almost perfect la jugak kan...

this one after like gazillion takes! NOT! after 3 takes kot...

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so one down, 2 more to go...

ok semua dah ready nak buat "HARI" and "RAYA"...

all dah ready at their position...

tinggal nk tunggu arahan dari tuan director je...

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ready???

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eh eh tuan director nk pegi mane?!?!?!

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lari lari anak sambil jerit

"tuan director sakit perotttttttt nk pg toiletttttt!

tak tahannn sangat!!!"

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CEITSSSSSS!

studio house terpaksa ditutup kerana tuan director pergi melunaskan hajat yg berkurun lame nye jugak laaaa...

n nak tau sape TUAN DIRECTOR" tue!??!?!

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sape lagie kalau bukan LADYVERDE!!!

owh berpeluh ok tahan nak kentsssss before that...sebab nye duduk sebelah mother in law! takkan nak melepas sebarangan kannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

;p

tue yg mencicit lariiiiiiiiiiiiiiii ke toilet sebab dah tak boley tahan sangat!

hahahaha

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owh well thats one of the sweet memories for our raya this year, that i will treasure eternally

;)

"tolak rezeki" or "tolak bala"

Heres a situation…

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A couple confronted us and offered us their un-born child…
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Without hesitation, I declined the offer…
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Reason being…

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1) We both know the family background of the couple and their family…truthfully I don’t fancy having any relation with them after what they had done to my family…and no, its not a small matter…up to the extent, my mum was admitted to the hospital just becoz of their doing! Yes mmg I simpan dendam, but that’s not the only reason…
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2) We know the family quite well especially when it comes to monetary issue…bile masuk bab duit, tetibe boley jadi giler! For that, I foresee that there will be unnecessary headache in the future…I was told stories on some of the adopting parents asyik2 kene kacau by the maternal parents…they know where u live, they know ur contact number…they know ur family members…usual case, slalu kene kacau nk mintak duit…even after adopted parents dah ikhlas bg RMXX,000 consolation pon still kacau lagie…ade tue sampai kene pindah rumah, change contact number bagai just nak avoid from being interfered…some of them lagie kesian sampai involve lawyer coz tak tahan sangat kene kacau je slalu…
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3) From reason no.2 also I foresee unnecessary heartache…I was told that when adopting, the maternal parents can always request / get back their child within 2 years of adoption period..so within that 2 years, maternal parents can always change their decision nak ambil balik their baby…n within that 2 years, for sure we have developed our love with the baby…n knowing the family fickle mindedness, there is a potential that we will go thru this heartache sooner or later…
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So now u tell me,

am I

“TOLAK REZEKI” or “TOLAK BALA”

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for those yg adopting, pls pls share with me...

if takmo share it here, u can always email me at baizurahnur@yahoo.com

:)

i want "kebahagiaan berkekalan"...

and thats when i asked him..."what did u want for ur bday booboo?"

;p

he then continued replying saying "errr a bedframe pon would be nice", along side with a smiling face emoticon

see how practical my husband is...

orang lain maybe akan jawab nak watch or perfume or wallet or shoes...tapi dalam byk2 barang, bedframe jugak yg dia mintak...

since we r still scouting for one to go along with the new mattress he just bought...pfttt!

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ok lah...since he asked for it, so i bought the whole bed for him...

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IN A CARD THAT IS!

;D

hehehhehe

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today is ur birhday love!

i still remember last sunday, while others were bz focusing on the 10th year remembrance of the september 11 incident, i suddenly remember that it also marked our 10 years of knowing each other!

;)

10 years of sweet and bitter memories...

10 years of exciting roller coaster ride...

10 years of adventure...

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not a single day i was bored as u always fill it up with ur antics...and booboo, i cherish every seconds of it!

alhamdullillah...

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HAPPY 37th BIRTHDAY BOOBOO

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i pray to ALLAH for the very best...for me and for you...

;)

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loving u eternally

ur wifey...ur HUNN-y